Dwight Fairfield Lore
Dwight strove to be one of the cool kids, but never quite had the charisma. Cut by the football team. Ignored by the basketball team. Grades, distinctly below average. One weekend, on a team-building exercise from his dead-end job, his boss led them deep into the woods. Out came the family recipe moonshine. Dwight remembered taking the first sip before waking up late the next morning all alone. A laughing stock once more, Dwight began hiking his way out of the woods. He was never seen again.
